morning wood
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morning wood
noun morning woods
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An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
So when Flat Stanley gets morning wood, wouldn't that just be paper?
Similar: morning woody, morning tent, morning glory, nocturnal penile tumescence
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Kindling used to light a fire in the morning.
Similar: morning sticks, morning glory, morning tent, nocturnal penile tumescence, piss proud, morning brick
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noun morning erection
| Español | trempera mañanera, erección matutina |
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| 한국어 | 아침 발기 achim balgi |
| 日本語 | 朝立ち asadachi, あさだち asadachi |
| 中文 | 晨勃 chénbó |
| हिन्दी | सुबह स्तंभन subah stambhan |
| Português | tesão de mijo, tesão da manhã |
| Français | érection matinale, gaule du matin |
| Deutsch | Morgenlatte, Morgenständer, Morgenständchen, morgendliche Pisslatte, Mopila, Morgenwasserlatte |
| Italiano | alzabandiera |
| Русский | у́тренний стоя́к útrennij stoják |
| עברית | זקפת בוקר zikpat boker |
Talk about this word "morning wood." Wiktionary, via Micwyn, micwyn.com/word/morning%20wood. Accessed 6 Nov. 2026. morning wood. (n.d.). In Wiktionary, via Micwyn. Retrieved November 6, 2026, from https://micwyn.com/word/morning%20wood "morning wood." Wiktionary, via Micwyn. Accessed November 6, 2026. https://micwyn.com/word/morning%20wood.Cite this
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title = {morning wood},
howpublished = {Wiktionary, via Micwyn},
year = {2026},
url = {https://micwyn.com/word/morning%20wood},
urldate = {2026-11-06}
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