schlong

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schlong

  • /ʃlɒŋ/ UK
  • /ʃlɔŋ/ US
  • /ʃlɑŋ/ cot caught merger

Rhymes with -ɒŋ

Where it comes from

Borrowed from Yiddish שלאַנג (shlang, “snake”; by extension, “a penis”) or German Schlange.

noun schlongs · shlong

  1. slang, vulgar A penis, especially a long one.

    Similar: cock, putz, schmuck, tadger, anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga

verb schlongs · schlonging · schlonged · shlong

  1. slang, vulgar To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.

    Similar: Formal terms, bed, coit, coitize, dight, enjoy, feague, go in unto, go to bed with, have, know, lie by

  2. broadly To beat, whack, or attack. He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories.
  3. broadly To defeat or humiliate. How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions.

    Similar: bring low, demean, trounce, abase, abash, confuse, confound, debase, degrade, depress, disconcert, discomfit

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@misc{schlong_2026,
  title = {schlong},
  howpublished = {Wiktionary, via Micwyn},
  year = {2026},
  url = {https://micwyn.com/word/schlong},
  urldate = {2026-11-06}
}